“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
this is me trying to flirt
i threw a party once. threw it really far. like 200 feet
i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’
when people don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom
wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy
420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU
Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.
i was masturbating to a porn gif on my dash and all of a sudden it refreshed and it was a picture of Homer simpson long story short i think i just came to homer simpson
Do u know how many asks Iv gotten because of this fkin post. People askin me if I have some Homer Simpson fetish or some shit. Every time I open my ask box it’s about Homer Simpson. Why won’t u let me escape him.