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Connor's Corner

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

perks-of-being-chinese:

this is me trying to flirt

perks-of-being-chinese:

this is me trying to flirt

darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

academically:

when people don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom

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zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep

christineismychapel:

poehlerfey:

YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU

Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.

cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

weavemunchers:

weavemunchers:

i was masturbating to a porn gif on my dash and all of a sudden it refreshed and it was a picture of Homer simpson long story short i think i just came to homer simpson 

Do u know how many asks Iv gotten because of this fkin post. People askin me if I have some Homer Simpson fetish or some shit. Every time I open my ask box it’s about Homer Simpson. Why won’t u let me escape him.